Adeh..

aku kena chicken pork pox..?

nopal kena HFMD last week,
baru nak kering..
katanya tak berjangkit ngan orang tua dewasa,
tapi takkan aku kena kot..?

lagi pun kat badan pun naik rashes,
muka pun ada..
so, campak la kot..

sok dah rabu..
ujung minggu nak balik kampung kenduri doa selamat,
mak ngan bapak nak gi mekah 30hb nih..
25 ngan 26hb outstation kl lak..

buleh cuti ker..?
sempat ker nak kenduri..?
sempat ker nak outstation..?
sempat ker nak anto mak ngan bapak..?

semalam baru jer gi klinik,
amik ubat sakit tekak..
takkan sok kena pegi mengadap muka doktor tu lagik..
nak wat camner, gi jumpa doktor lain kena bayo..

bersabo jer laa...

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Akhirnya...

Syukur alhamdulillah...

Akhirnya..
Penantian penuh seksa berakhir juga..
Impian telah pun terlaksana..
Maka segala yg dipendam bakal menjelma..
Tiada lagi duka dan lara..
Tiada lagi aku di hina..

Bersajak la plak..
eheheh.. mana tak nyer..
dah ada broadband..
tadaaaa....


korang tak tau aper perasaan aku saat boleh connect tadik..
issskkk... syahdu jer...
kena plak line pun ok..

HSPA 3 bar lagi tau..

citer dia macam nih..
dah lama dah nak amik wireless broadband..
pernah try D*GI punya prepaid broadband,
out lansung area aku..
leh connect, tapi takleh bukak aper pun..

pastu try usha MA*IS plak..
coverage ader, tapi mahal la plak..
bandwidth pun sikit.. dapat 1Gb jer..

nak try la plak encik CELCOM nih..
kebetulan jiran selang 3 rumah tu pakai CELCOM broadband..
pinjam dia punya modem kejap semalam buat test,
tgk2 ok jer walaupun 1 bar jer dalam rumah..

pikir2 balik tadi siang kat opis,
lepas usha betul2 hompej CELCOM Broadband,
abih kejer terus pegi parit buntar daftar..

pastu dah alang2 amik pekej yg sekali ngan modem,
amik pekej 68 inggit pun bayar 100, amik pekej 98 pun bayar 100..
compare lak kalo masuk stre*myx, lagi kena bayo byk (+ slow),
terus angkat pekej 98 inggit..
3 bulan pertama dapat diskaun 10 inggit kot..
speed pun 3.6Mbps (maksimum la kot..)
bandwidth 5Gb sebulan..

so, rasanya ada dah la impian aku nak berblog balik everyday..
and one more durian runtuh,
company kasik aku laptop sebijik..
sebagai upah aku rajin kejer.. (+ rajin bodek kot..)
aku tak minta, serius..
bos jepun yg bagik..
so, tu yang jadik satu punca lagi aku kejarkan nak ada internet kat rumah nih..
pasal bos dah kata,
kalo dah bagi laptop nih,
tak payah dah la datang opis sabtu dan ahad..
kalo ada kejer, setel di rumah jer la..

aper2 jer la..

so, sorry for you guys yg menunggu bila aku nak sambung blogging balik..
here i am..

Monday, October 04, 2010

Aper aper jer laa..

Cerita 1
Tengahari semalam, aku makan sorang..
yana kirim jer suruh beli bihun sup..
aku pegi makan nasik ayam kat tpt slalu,
kedai nasik hainan abg mi..
bebudak kilang aku pun mmg selalu mkn sini,
cuma lately kurang, pasal jemu kot..

dah dekat nak habih makan,
abg mi dtg meja aku, join sekali..
(nak sembang la tu..)

"hang keja kilang hang lama dah ka..?"
"mmm.. 6 taun dah.."
"tu diaaa.. 6 taun dah..?"
"aaa.."
"gaji hang ada dak 8 ratus dah..?"
"haaa..!?"
"gaji hang ada dak 8 ratus lagi dak..?"
"aaaa.. saya bukan operator.."
"laaaa.. ya kaa..? abih tu, hang technician ka..? ehh.. tapi technician baju lain kan..?"
"semua org baju sama jaa.."
"abih tu hang keja apa..? gaji ada seribu dah..?"
"aaaa.. cukup makan jer la abg mi oiii.."

end of conversation..

aku tak salahkan abg mi..
dan aku tak marah pun..
malah aku lagi suka orang ingat aku kejer operator..
dan aku tak pernah cakap aku kejer apa melainkan org terdekat..
(tapi somewhere ada mention aku kejer apa.. name card etc..)

Cerita 2
Hari yg sama, lepas makan tu aku gi klinik..
amik ubat sakit tekak..

sampai klinik, bagi surat dan tunggu..
staf klinik tu all indian girls..
lebih kurang 20-an laa umur..

aku pun tgk lepak baca Times,
then one of the staff panggil aku..

"uncle, mari kejap.."

apaa..!!!???
uncle kepala hotak uncle ko..
meh sini aku seligi dagu ko tgk uncle tak uncle..
dahi aku tak berkedut lagi laa..

sudah cukup tua kah umur 32..?
iskk...

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Keep count on me..!!

I was waiting in the car,
in the middle of putrajaya..
listening to the music from the pendrive,
which I stick to the company car player..

then the handphone ring..
it was lina..
asking me for material name detail..

"azuri, mintak detail material yg nak guna untuk sample XYZ tu.."
"alaa.. aku cerita dalam phone, ko susah nak paham kang.. gi la tanya planner.."
"aku malas la ngan makcik tu.. dia suka bising2.."
"pegi jer la tanya.. aper2 hal kol aku balik.."

then,
as expected, incoming call from factory again..
this time, it was not lina..
it was mary, lina's superior..
her voice of anger hit my ear..

"why don't you just tell lina the material details..!!??"
"why..?"
"you did know how bad our relationship with that makcik, then you still ask us to ask her everything..!!??"
"so..?"
"what so.. c'mon laa.. just give lina the detail.."
then it's my turn to turn on the anger switch..
"i said she won't understand if i explain through phone.. so, just ask that goddamn makcik for the goddamn detail, ok..!!?? i was only not in office for one day, and the only person you can count on is me..? how if i die tomorrow..? how if i quit job tomorrow..? then the company will fall down aa..? go to hell with your bad relationship.. it's your fault if you have bad relationship.."
off the conversation..

for the first time, i didn't feel like to think other's feelings..
why..? cause they never did to me..
i know it..
they just feel want to ask me everything since it's the fast track,
wrong channel but fast track..

not to say i knew things but never want to share..
just want to keep everyone play their own role..
that's what happened to love letter these days..
less people write love letter since
peoples got sms and email as fast track..

and i thought i expressed it..

few days later,
back in office..
i walked around the production with the japanese factory manager..
looking for something which need to be improve..
then i mentioned what happened,
hoping that something will be improve..

"sir, how do you feel that when i was out station, factory staffs called me just to ask simple thing which they can get from the person beside them..?"
"woww.. is that really happened..?"
"yes sir.. i also ask them are they can't do anything if i was not around..? if i quit job tomorrow, the company will shut down and they cannot finish their work..?"

suddenly, his expression changes..
what did i said..? what did i said..?

then only i realize,
he is the one who always use me as a fast track..
he is the one who always ask me simple thing just to need to be sure..
he is the one who always think 8 times to approve my annual leave when the production is peak..

sorry sir..
i didn't meant it..

ever "terlajak cakap" everybody..?

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Need a refreshment..

It was the third new year celebration since past 3 months..
Awal Muharram for muslims in dec 09,
January new year for peoples around the world,
and CNY for chinese this month..

me..?
i'm still here,
same work place,
same house,
same yana n naufal,
n of course, the same me..

but,
same work place with different work load..
same house with that need new decoration..
same yana n naufal who need more attention from me..
same me, but need a little bit refreshment..
(for those who understand, it's like when you want to say "勘弁してくれよ～。。")

never say bored of your life..
never say bored to your work..
never say bored to your house..
never say bored to your family..
and never say bored to yourself..
you got all above in your head,
then you may end up your neck hanging from the ceiling.. (nauzubillah..)

it just a part of the hurdles you need to jump over..
just keep remember,
you think your life sucks, others one worst..
you think your house is hot, others are homeless..
you think you work more than you've been paid, others collect bottles for dimes..
you think your family not fun enough, babies neglected everywhere now..
you think you hate yourself for being you, try be others..
you'll regret it..

so,
for those who still getting down,
even after 3 new years,
let's cheer up,
refresh yourself,
jump up high and clear those hurdles with the same you..
the more hurdles you jump, the more you'll get better..

byeee...

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

End of my career..?

I received this email yesterday..

it sucks, isn't it..?
since i don't have net connection at home..

well, i still can go to net cafe to update,
but how long can you stand it..?
with work at the day,
with family to entertain at night..

this is an absolute reason for not posting after this..
pocket house is so far,
else, i will visiting him every night..

it's hard to say goodbye,
which i won't do..

i'll find the way..
yes, i'll find the way..

Friday, October 23, 2009

Dah termalu, dan aku tak mahu..

I don't know how to say it..
It's her fault who asked,
or it's my fault who admitted..

Went to production to take some part sample,
then noticing that i need to pack it into a plactic bag..
i was in the manual operation area,
saw dayah and su at the desk..

"dayah, mai plastik satu, aku nak pack part nih.."
"hang pi la mintak seniri, budak aku lawa2 apa.."
dayah is teasing me again..
quite in hurry + no mood to involve in such conversation,
"cepat laa.. budak hang takdak lawa la aihh.. tak lawa macam hang.."
i blurted that out which make me involve directly to that conversation..
"hang pi la amik.. dah dekat dah tu.."

me, saw one akak keep smiling to us,
"kak, mai plastik satu.. susah btoi la dia nih.."

i put the part into the bag,
and noticed that the bag was too long..
"nah dayah, hang potong ni sat.. panjang sgt.."
in slow voice and smiling,
"panjang la baguih.. hihihi.."

i ignored..
pretending not to show my intend on the conversation,
to keep my pride in front of the ladies..

suddenly, dayah asked..
"weh, hang bila nak tambah sorang lagik..?"
"tak dak org yg sudi laa.."
"hang nih.. aku tanya pasal anak laa.. aku tak cakap pasal bini pun.."

su is laughing like hell..
i never saw su laughing like that before..
luckily, only 3 of us heard that..
su is still laughing..
and dayah get a full load bucket of caci maki from me..
END

please,
please do not change your story without any sign..
as well as you turn your car direction without signal,
it really can cause life..
isn't it..?

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

How to say..

How to say,
"Selamat Hari Raya, mintak maaf kalo ada terkasar bahasa, halalkan segala..",
to a neighbour which you never talk to..

How to say,
"I hate you so much, you pig.."
to a staff you hate so much, but you work with her daily..
mind the language..
she did labelled me as "a stupid cow who cannot work" in the past though..

How to say,
"I love you so much, sayang.."
to your wife suddenly, when you really meant it,
without making her suspecting you something is going on..

How to say,
"Anak hang nanti mesti comel macam hang jugak.."
to a friend who married for nearly 2 years,
but still "tader rezeki" and she really take it as a sensitive issue..

How to say,
"dah tak larat dah la nak tolong.."
to a friend who always ask you to do him a favour,
with same old sentence, "alaa.. masa aku senang aku tolong ko plak.."
apa yg ko dah tolong aku aa..?
macam tader jer..

How to say,
"daaaakk.. aku mmg tak kenal hang sapa.."
to a stranger who bumped onto you at the shopping complex,
and said he was your old school friend..

How to say,
"Ni tak betul nih, hangpa takleh buat macam nih.."
to other department staff who made mistake in his job,
when the department manager himself never mention about it..

How to say,
"Geli aaa wei.."
to a cute girl who is talking to you with "t*ik hidung" dangling at her nose..

How to say,
"sorry for not posting recently.."
to pembaca setia blog anda, since you are only posting 2 times in a month..

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Basah la plak... (dirty content?)

post di bawah mungkin agak jijik/kotor bagi sestgh orang..
so, sapa yg lemah ngan benda2 kotor,
tgh makan nasik,
tgh in good mood,
atau yg sensitif,
harap jgn teruskan bacaan anda..



Pagi ni masuk kejer,
tanya rosli,
bukan kata minggu nih nak wat fire drill ker..?
dia kata mmg la minggu nih..
then, hari ni dah jumaat,
means hari ni la fire drill..

aku pun naik atas,
setel kejer lebih kurang..
pastu tetiba rasa macam nak terberak la plak..
tapi pikir2 balik,
ada fire drill..
satgi tgh aku terberak bunyi loceng kang,
payah plak..

aku pun tahan..
5 minit..
10 minit..
15 minit..
20 minit..
25 minit..
stgh jam..

iskkk.. takleh tahan..
jam baru pukul 8:45..
hmmm.. diorang buat pukul 9:30 kot..
pegi jer la...

masuk la toilet..
dgn berdebar2, aku mula menjalankan 'proses'..
bukak seluar, ok..
duduk, ok..
'proses', ok..
basuh, ok..
amik tisu nak lap,
tetiba,

"KRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG....!!!!!!!"

arrrggghhhh....!!!
tadi aku tunggu samapi stgh jam takmo bunyik..
shilaker btol laaaa...

cemana nih..
taper laaa, janji dah basuh..
lap aci dan jer,
pakai seluar pun aci dan jer,
asal jgn nampak macam kuar toilet..
then bergegas turun untuk perhimpunan..
masa tu baru la rasa spender udah basah,
pasal lap tak abih tadi..

shilaker btol laaa..
nasib baik aku half day ari nih..
siooottt......

Friday, August 21, 2009

Coba coba kena coba, hai hai..

Dalam hidup ni,
especially mengenai kerja kita,
tiba2 sampai satu masa,
kita di beri pilihan,
or kena buat pilihan..

bila masa,
satu pilihan adalah yang biasa kita buat,
satu pilihan lagi tak biasa kita buat..
on paper,
yang biasa kita buat tu dah tentu membuahkan hasil..
tapi yang tak biasa kita buat tu,
walaupun caranya mudah,
ikut logik, macam tak buleh berjaya..
tapi kita tak pernah cuba pun nak buat..

bila jadi macam nih,
apa yang kita buat..?
teruskan dengan pilihan yang biasa kita buat..?
ataupun kita cuba dulu cara yang kita tak pernah buat,
mana tau kita buleh berjaya dengan jalan yang mudah..?

kengkawan..
do try first..
tak ada salah nyer cuba dulu,
demi untuk mendapatkan keputusan yang lebih baik..
walaupun orang tak biasa buat,
buat jer..
redah jer dulu..
bila dah terbukti tak berjaya lepas kita cuba,
itu baru la namanya gagal..

teori on paper adalah sekadar teori..
orang pun pernah cakap kan,
belum cuba belum tau..

well,
sekadar nasihat untuk kita kongsi sama2..
banyakkan mencuba sesuatu yang baru semasa kerja..
kita akan nampak banyak perubahan,
sekaligus meningkatkan posibbility of work improvement..
tak percaya cuba buat..

amaran!!
post di atas hanyalah untuk tujuan baik sewaktu bekerja..
selain dari waktu bekerja,
atau tujuan2 tak baik,
jangan gatal nak cuba2..

contoh:
"aku tgk bumper minah nih macam lembut jer..
bendul kata belum cuba belum tau..
meh aku cuba pegang tgk, lembut ker dak.."

sebelum minah tu kompang kepala korang,
aku kompang kepala korang dulu..

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Some lesson..

end 1995,
i was a part time store keeper at a supermarket..
i've learned that sometime people trust us to manage their things,
but sometime we appear to destroy other people's things..

mid 1998,
i was a part time dish washer at a hotel..
i've learned that nobody want to eat/drink using dirty dishes,
but sometime our meal leftovers are causing other people get hard to clean it..

end 1999,
i was a part time paper boy..
i've learned that people need us to bring the daily news to them,
but sometime we spread rumors, telling lies and ask peoples to believe us..

somewhere in 2000,
i was a part time operator at a factory..
i've learned that speedy is needed to increase capacity,
but sometime we end up delaying all our work..

mid 2001,
i was a part time cleaner at a theme park..
i've learned that clean environment attract people to us,
but sometime we contribute in earth pollution..

end 2002,
i was a part time worker at a workshop..
i've learned that proper maintenance on vehicle is needed to remain safety,
but sometime we think it is a waste of money to change our car/bike light bulb..

summer 2003,
i was a part time tutor at a tuition centre..
i've learned that students depend on us to earn good lesson,
but sometime we teach poor lesson to peoples..

from 2004 until now,
i am a normal worker for my company,
despite of my position,
i've learned, learning and will learn many good lesson in life..
but sometime i feels that some doesn't.. (me too actually..)
they don't get the chance to learn,
or they don't want to,
or just, they will never learn..

when do we start to learn..?

Saturday, August 08, 2009

Too little though..

I'm still in office..
already 8:00pm now..

rasa nak balik..
nak balik sangat2..
dah tak mampu dah..
ari ni satu ari jadik operator mesin,
pasal byk delivery sangkut..
opreator lak tak cukup..

teringat sebelum kawin dulu..
balik kejer kul 11 malam..
jaga mesin ngan operator2..
balik kejer, lepak makan ngan diorang..
then gi karaoke..
best giler..
pastu kul 2-3 pagi rasa tak leh tdo,
gi kilang balik tgk operator wat kejer..

skang nih,
buleh ingat jer la..
yang tgh dok ada lam kepala,
yana ngan naufal tak makan lagi..
kena gi beli dinner,
then makan sama2 ngan family..
then main ngan naufal or tolong yana wat kejer..
then kemas2 katil, bentang tilam naufal..
tgk tv kejap, kul 11 mata pejam..

4-5 taun lepas, kul 11 baru balik kejer..
sekarang, kul 11 dah pejam mata..

hmmm.. takleh nak imagine apa nak jadi 20-30 taun lagi..
naufal lak balik kul 8 beli dinner untuk aku ngan yana kot..
huhuhuu...

p/s : sampai kena balik kejer lamat baru leh update blog..
iskkk.. sampai macam tu sekali..

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Manusia mati tinggalkan pangkat..?

pangkat..
pangkat penting ker..?
penting la kot..
tan sri, dato', datin, manager, advisor, engineer bla bla bla..
operator pun pangkat jugak..

pentingnya pangkat mungkin hanya pada tujuan asal pangkat tu diberi..
just untuk kita tahu siap yang patut bertanggung jawab,
atau empunya pangkat tahu tanggungjawab dia..

tapi..!!
kebanyakan kita menafsirkan pangkat lebih dari tujuan asalnya..
kita dah mula menafsir,
pendapatan seseorang dengan pangkat..
cara hidup seseorang dengan pangkat..
perangai seseorang dengan pangkat..
mentaliti seseorang dengan pangkat..
dan byk lagi..

"alaaa. dia ni manager, mesti gaji 6-7 ribu punya.."
"kalo dah nama ADUN tu, mesti kaki joli punya.."
"mana ada anak datuk tak berlagak..? semua berlagak tau dak.."
"dah nama prebet, bodoh la tu.. takat SPM jer tau.."

biasa la jugak dengar ayat2 kat atas kan..

hmmm..
bagi aku, pangkat tu tader aper2..
tanggungjawab dipikul tu lagi penting..
kebolehan dan skill is the most important..

biar lah prebet, tapi lagi sharp shooter dari mejar..
biar lah operator, tapi gaji lepas campur overtime lagi banyak dari supervisor..
biar lah kerani, tapi lebih jujur dari manager..

tolong jangan nilai pangkat..
kepada yang menilai aku dengan pangkat,
please stop it..
i kill u if i know u do it..
korang ingat aku engineer,
aku tak boleh jalan mesin..?
aku buleh cakap jepun,
korang ingat jepun tu bagi increment byk kat aku..?
korang mintak 20 ringgit untuk sesi badminton yang tak tentu aku pegi ke dak,
aku tak bagi, korang nak bising kata aku kedekut..?
(gaji banyak makan sorang2 la konon..)
fu*k off..
tabung anak aku pun aku tak isi 20 ringgit sebulan,
aku nak kasik korang 20 ringgit..

sekian, tensen aku hari ini..

Thursday, July 23, 2009

All apologies..

Dear all..

mmg lately tak der hapdet..
byk idea..
tapi bila duduk depan pc,
start jer nak tulih,
mula la orang tu orang ni datang mintak wat kejer tu kejer ni..
then mula la ilang mood..

taper laa..
sendirik pun dah rasa blog nih makin teruk..
so, rasa macam nak berazam la plak..
start next week,
nak try hapdet sehapdet yg mungkin..
nak carik jugak masa..
nak try wat macam pocket suruh,
hapdet siap2 kat umah,
then sampai opis just copy paste jer..

so, till then..
ari ni pun tak dapat nak hadap pc lebih dari 15 minit..

Friday, July 10, 2009

Mulut ku cukup masin..?

"mak.. nanti li kahwin, li takmo bagi wife li kejer.. bio dia dok umah jaga anak.."
"kamu takleh cakap macam tu.. mana tau dia ada ati nak bagi duit kat mak bapak dia ker.. kamu kena bagi dia kejer kalo dia nak.."
"tak kira.. li taknak anak li nanti indon ker sapa ker yg jaga.. bio mak dia jaga sendiri.."

mmg aku penah cakap macam nih beberapa tahun dulu..
hmm.. 7-8 tahun dulu kot..
masa tu, mmg aku bermaksud sgt dengan apa yg aku cakap..
dan selepas 3 tahun aku kahwin,
mungkin dah jadi kenyataan..

masa aku cakap ayat kat atas,
of course, tak pernah terfikir pun yang aku akan kahwin ngan yana..
tolak tepi aku tgh kawan ngan sapa masa tu,
tapi aku betul2 serius..
maybe masa tu,
byk faktor yang membuatkan aku cakap macam tu..
pertama, pasal masa tu byk kes anak kena dera ngan pembantu umah..
then pasal aku ingat nanti aku kejer beso,
cukup untuk sara hidup bini ngan anak aku..

hmmm.. alhamdulillah,
skang yana tak kejer pun,
buleh la survive..
naufal pun cukup makan..
kalo sesapa jumpa naufal,
nampak dia kurus jer,
tu buka pasal tak cukup makan,
dia yang takmo makan.. iskkk..

tapi, bila terkenang balik kesusahan dan kepayahan yana nak carik kejer,
rasa macam aku ni dah berdoa la plak..
pasal lepas kahwin,
paling lama yana kejer pun 3 bulan jer..
pastu, mesti benti..
dah byk tempat kejer,
semua takmo lekat lama..
tu belum cakap mintak tak dapat,
kata nak panggil interview, tapi tak panggil..

yana pun sampai dah tensen2,
ajak mandi bunga la apa la..
pikir2 balik,
macam salah sendiri pun ada,
gatal mulut cakap benda bukan2..

tapi cemana pun,
adakah isteri tak kejer itu satu benda buruk..?
atau, sebaliknya lebih baik..?

kalo ada orang yg berfikiran buruk,
terpulang, aku takmo amik tau..
sukati la nak cakap apa pun kan..
bukannyer aku takmo yana kejer..

at least, dia leh tgkkan naufal..
kalo pukul pun, bukan orang lain,
yana sendiri yang pukul..
kalo naufal tahun pun,
bengkak kepala, luka kaki tangan,
bengkak dan luka tu jadi bawah jagaan yana..

just imagine plak,
dulu yana tak pandai masak..
skang nih aku dah sronok makan yana masak..
macam2 lauk dah dia pandai masak..
especially sup sawi dia..
iskkk... simple but out of this world sedapnyer..
satu periuk aku hirup habis.. (serius, tak tipu..)
so, tader la byk sgt aku makan nasik berlaukkan air tangan orang lain..
kalo dia kejer, kurang dia masak,
lagi lebih la lauk air tangan org lain yg aku makan..

byk lagi sebenonyer,
benda yg aku tak akan dapat kalo yana kejer..
dan silap2 boleh membuatkan aku tensen kalo dia kejer..

so, salah ker kalo yana tak kejer..?
pasal aku dah ter"doa" ker,
pasal apa sekali pun,
aku happy..
membuatkan aku terpikir,
setiap benda yang jadi tu,
walaupun buruk di mata orang,
ada hikmahnyer untuk diri kita..

tak gitu..?

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Sori, nak berlagak kejap..

Korang ingat dak post ni..?

pocket yang tag dulu,
suruh tunjuk workdesk..
pastu dia ada komen kata monitor aku ganash..

post ni, nak citer pasal monitor tu la..
dia dah rosak, isk isk isk..
lama dah jugak la, ada dlm 2 bulan..
tetiba dia padam, kena tutup n bukak suis beberapa kali,
baru dia elok..
memula tu bukak tutup 3-4 kali dia dah ok..
bebaru nih, 50 kali pun takmau elok..
kena biarkan dia gelap selama lebih kurang stgh jam,
baru dia elok lepas 4-5 kali tutup bukak..

dah lama dah la mengadu kat IT officer tu,
dia kata nak replace kena tunggu jepun approve..
kalo nak guna, guna yg stock opis yg gedabak tu ada la..
isk isk..
tak ganash dah la monitor aku..

tapi akhirnya, semalam,
pengganti monitor aku dah sampai..
ni dia..
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lagi ganash..!!!
muahahahahahah..
aku sukerrrr...

tapi sebab terlalu lebar ke tepi,
sakit mata la plak..
gambo pun semer jadi lonjong ke tepi bila buat full screen..
advice anybody..?


sori le pocket,
terberlagak kejap..
yappari kompeni aku lagi besh..
ahahahaha..
nanti ada kejer kosong sini, aku kabo..

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Aye aye sir..?

Now friends,
my fellow pocket before wrote a post,
titled Walk The Plank..
i've sms-ed him this morning,
saying i wanted to continue his story,
but in my situation..

from pocket post,

"...The cleaner panicked now. after the piano,
the furniture was used to replace charcoal.
Now there's nothing to clean.
The next one to jump the plank might be him.
Panic is in the air. hope the ship wont sink!!..."
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luckily the ship survived,
but with some crews been overboard,
been kicked off the plank..
the ship had maintained the suitable load now,
with charcoal supply suddenly arose from nowhere..
the ship keep sailing for a few month,
until it come to the time that all the crew deserve more wages than previous trip..

the captain went to the deck,
calling all the 4 lieutenants and 1 second lieutenant,
one by one in captain's room,
discussing on this trip wages of crews..
they never know what captain has told to others..
they just know what've been told to them..

the captain called the only second lieutenant..
he walked into and sat in the captain's room with hope..
previous day, one of the lieutenant told him,
beside of more wages for the crews,
he will be no more a second lieutenant..
he will be a lieutenant too..
he waited for 5 years of sailing..
at last..

the captain start talking craps..
he listened carefully and suddenly,
as worse as the storm hit the ship,
the captain said,
there are no such thing as raising wages..
only some crews will be promoted..
sailor to corporal,
corporal to sergeant..
second lieutenant also promoted,
as the other lieutenant told him,
a lieutenant he will be..
but with the same wages..

he did want to argue..
but it's the captain's order..
no one disobey captain's order,
or on the plank he should be..

the only second lieutenant cried..
cried as loud as he wanted..
he miss his wife and his son..
he work hard for 'em..

on second thought,
he plan to jump ship..
but with no other ship nearby,
super swim strength just can't do..
he regret for not jump ship on previous trip,
when another good ship passed by..

now he's in doubt..
keep sailing,
argue captain in risk of to be on the plank,
or just jump ship..
hoping that the evil captain will pull him back,
and secretly raise his wages behind other crew..

END


thanks to pocket again..
for let me continue his story of mine..

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Hail me.. (quite long post)

Orang cakap "Customer Is Always Right"..

sapa setuju angkat tangan..
sapa tak setuju, diam dan teruskan pembacaan..

memula aku nak citer pasal "customer" dalam kerja aku..
macam yang tak semua orang tau,
aku kerja kat kompeni jepun..
memang bagi diorang,
customer bukan sekadar always right,
tetapi kengkadang macam raja..
kami as a supplier,
demi nak mempertahankan kompeni,
ada kala terpaksa mengiyakan kesalahan customer..
betul dak pocket..?

of course, bila barang kita tak betul,
customer akan marah, akan claim dengan kita..
mintak ganti barang, mintak pulang duit balik..
kita terpaksa pulun giler babas,
cari punca barang tu jadi tak betul,
then reply bagi customer kita punya improvement plan..
sometimes, customer tak puas hati ngan plan kita..
datang audit plak..
betul ker dak kita buat improvement..
confirm atau tak lepas nih dah tak jadi lagi benda yang sama..
padahal, sekeping barang yang kita jual kat customer,
hanyalah berharga lebih kurang RM0.10..
dan hanya ada 4~5 pcs daripada 100,000 keping yang kita jual..

ada plak customer yang siap buat undang2..
kalo kita wat silap or barang kita reject sampai membuatkan kerja dia terhenti,
dia akan charge kita USD20,000/hour untuk berapa lama kerja dia terhenti tu..
tak ke haru..?

that's the rule..
i don't like it but i like it..
aku tak suka pasal aku terpaksa buat kerja remeh temeh..
tapi aku suka pasal benda ni membentuk satu komuniti yang menuju ke arah zero defect..

tu dari segi direct business..
yang lain pun ada jugak..
kompeni aku hantar barang bersama2 dengan product specification (spesifikasi produk)..
product spec tu dalam english..
sehari lepas hantar,
customer pulang balik fail tu,
mintak translate dalam japanese..

wait wait wait..
jenama ko meluas satu dunia,
takkan kat kompeni ko tader orang yang paham english..?
tapi, disebabkan dia adalah customer,
terpaksa la jugak buat dan hantar semula..

see..
betapa kuatnya seorang customer dalam konteks kerja aku..
maybe ada daripada korang yang paham konteks ni..
mungkin ada yang kurang paham..
tolong paham..
it's just the rule and you must stick to it..
the supplier and customer relationship rule..

ok.. habis satu part..
ada banyak lagi bawah nih..
sapa nak minum kopi ker, jerang air ker, sidai baju ker.. gi cepat..
sat lagi ralit, tak jadi kejer plak..

then, aku nak cerita plak pasal "customer" dalam konteks umum..
kita gi kedai beli barang,
kita adalah customer..
kita gi kedai makan untuk makan,
kita adalah customer..
kita gi kedai potong rambut,
kita adalah customer..
kita gi pejabat pos bayo bil,
kita adalah customer..

tapi sejauh mana kita mempertahankan hak kita sebagai customer..?

aku bagi 10 kes kat bawah,
korang nilai la sendiri secara jujur..
dari 10 kes tu,
berapa kes yang korang kena, dan korang mintak balik hak korang..?

1) order air kat gerai, ada sekor semut dalam gelas..
2) tgh makan mee goreng mamak, ada sehelai rambut dalam mee..
3) gunting rambut kat kedai, masa cukur anak rambut, ada luka sket..
4) fastfood (kay.ef.see etc) takmo pulang balik 5 sen anda..
5) beli roti sebuku, semalam beli ada 14 keping, hari ni beli ada 13 keping..
6) beli barang plastik, ada retak sikit..
7) beli kereta PROT*ON WA*A 4 hari, power window rosak.. pusat servis kata, biasa la keter PROT*N..
8) beli kereta PROT*N W*RA baru memana pun, penutup tempat isi barang tu renggang..
9) kawasan anda terputus bekalan elektrik seminggu sampai 5 kali..
10) hujan lebat, pelanggan AST*O tak buleh tgk tv..

cemana..?
sapa yang score 10/10,
anda mmg hebat.. anda mmg layak jadi perdana menteri yang ke-7..
tapi, ader ker..?

kenapa kita jadi macam nih..?
kenapa kita jadi tak mahu/tak boleh nak tuntut hak kita..?
otak saya, dengan sendiri nyer menyimpulkan seperti yang berikut :

1) orang malaysia terlalu baik, merelakan yang tidak betul..
2) orang malaysia tak agresif (penakut?), tak berani nak komplen..
3) orang malaysia (supplier side) garang dan jahat, tak kasik chance org nak komplen..
4) orang malaysia tak tahu hak masing2,..
5) orang malaysia suka ikut orang, dah orang tak buat, ikut jer laa..
5) orang malaysia lurus bendul..

aku ingat aku sorang jer bendul..
rupanya tak..

mana perginya "Customer Is Always Right" tu..?
kena tukar kot,
jadi "Customer Is Sometime Right"..
or, "Customer Is Only Right, When Come To Some Situation"..

sapa yang nak perbetul kan semua nih..?
mungkin ada yang dah berpuas hati dengan apa yang ada..
tapi yang tak puas hati pun ramai kan..?

buleh ker salahkan keadaan..?

fikir2kan lah..

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Vietnam : Hey, don't blame me for not posting..!!

allow kengkawan..
kusangka panas hingga ke petang,
rupanya hujan di tengahari..
kusangkakan ku buleh hapdet blog setiap hari,
rupanya aku dah give up di tengah jalan..

actually,
malam ke-3 aku kat sana,
iaitu malam khamis,
jepun2 tu ajak aku makan japanese food grand sket..
pasal the next day (khamis) jepun 2 orang nak ke thailand,
so, tak jumpa kitorang dah..
diorang belanja kow kow punyer..
diorang bawak aku gi restoran nama "UMI",
bermaksud laut..
so, dalam kedai tu semer japanese food yg dibuat dari hasil laut..
diorang bawak aku gi situ semata2 kerana tau aku takleh makan daging..

dalam menu,
mmg tader daging..
or, aku jer yg tak tgk pasal diorang yg order..
yang aku tahu,
semer kuar sashimi ikan, sotong dan udang..

malam tu, 5 orang makan around RM1,000..
bos bayo... seeeeeeeeeeeeetttt..
aku nengok jer duit diorang berkepul2 kuar dari wallet..

aku ingat abih kat situ jer,
diorang ajak gi karaoke plak..
layan jer laa..
tak ikut kang,
diorang mintak duit makan balik payah plak..

kitorang gi japanese karaoke..
kat situ,
sapa nyanyi tak sedap,
lagu akan berenti tgh jalan..
so, kalo awal2 tak sedap,
awal la berenti lagu tu..
sapa dapat nyanyi sampai habis akan menerima pujian yg amat sgt..
kerana sangat lah susah nak nyanyi sampai habis..
dan kedai karaoke tu plak,
ada satu suprise..
kalo ada 3 org yang dapat nyanyi samapi habis,
diorang hadiahkan satu wiski yg harga brapa ratus tu..
selama nih diorang tak pernah dapat wiski tu..
malam tu, diorang dapat..
pasal aku nyanyi habis..
tak semena2 aku subahat ngan wiski tu..
kalo aku tau nyanyi habis dapat wiski,
aku tak nyanyi pun takper..

balik karaoke dah pukul 1 lebih..
kul 5 kena bgn plak,
so, mlm tu aku ambik keputusan untuk tak bukak internet..
sampai hotel, mandi dan tdo terus..

dan aku dah tak ingat aper2 untuk hari ke-4 dan hari ke-5..

kena amik masa untuk ingat balik..

so, tunggu ler sampai aku ingat balik..

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Vietnam : Tour but not tour (Apology post)

Sori korang,
aku baru sampai hotel..
tak larat nak update,
tapi rasa kena update pulak..

then, gambo tak edit lagik..
penat giler..
so, aku mengambik keputusan untuk mengecewakan korang ari nih..

means sok akan ada 2 post..
untuk hari nih dan hari esok,
tu pun kalo terdaya..
hahahha..

harap korang paham,
aku datang sini kejer,
mmg kejer giler2 punyer..

aper2 hal pun,
aku masukkan jugak satu gambo,
harap dapat menenangkan fikiran korang dan fikiran aku..
aku snap gambo nih dalam keter masa balik opis tadik..
chowssss...

Thursday, March 19, 2009