A lot > Little > Nothing..

aper kabo org yg tgh baca nih..? sori ler.. quite bz n tader masa nak tulih.. kengkadang dah tulih, n then balik macam tu jer, save pun dak..
taper laa.. skang nih tgh ada masa, tulih jer la sikit.. daripada tader lansung yer dak..
pasal semalam masa balik amik keter kat umah lepas balik kejer, teringat satu menda..
pasal mencampur aduk sesuatu.. it just the same as you like both coffee and tea.. nescafe suam is good for me at anytime.. at the same time, i also enjoy lipton tea when there is no nescafe, or when i get bored with the nescafe..
but can you mix the nescafe and the lipton tea in one cup, and have a nice sip of it..? you still can sip it until the last drop, no matter how the taste, but in the end, you will end up at the toilet longer than usual..
sometime nescafe and milo can go together and become neslo.. but in my case, nescafe and tea just can't go together.. but i always have it both and always end up in the toilet longer than usual..
buleh paham ker..?

So i felt like a biggest a**hole..

Artist : System Of A Down
Song Title : Kill Rock N' Roll
Album Title : Hypnotize

Friday, February 29, 2008

Boneka..

hooo.. pocket dah balik.. naper sikit jer cuti..? ker masih on cuti..? takper ler.. org lepas kawin, cuti ker tak cuti ker, sama jer.. the first three months will feel the same.. after that.. hohoho, depends..
anybody watched Bersama Dato' Fadhilah Kamsah yesterday at channel 106 astro..? aku pun baru tgk 2 kali, since lepas tgk first time, lupa lak citer tu ari apa kul baper.. then semalam dah tau, kul 10pm ari isnin.. tgk tau..
the most interesting part said by Dato' was --> "no matter what, suami isteri masa nak masuk tidur, jangan masam2 muka.. pegang tangan supaya lunas semua dosa2 antara suami isteri.."
i'm forgiving.. but not for everybody, not for everytime.. it also depends..
depends.. bergantung.. ～による.. tak rasa macam kita just let go things happened ker..? kenapa tak cuba untuk ubah action kita kalo kita dah tau situation cannot be changed..?
kenapa takleh nak ubah action kita..? berbalik kepada cerita Dato' kat atas.. contohnyer satu malam tu balik kejer jer, gaduh pung pang pung pang tunggang terbalik, and then you expect your spouse to hold your hand before sleep..? yer laa.. mmg la Dato' cakap no matter what and we must do it.. but will people change their action to fit the situation..? most peoples are being the victim of situations they are facing everyday just because they don't want to changed their action..
like puppet.. we are the situation and the puppet is us.. we pulled the puppet hand, it will go up.. you move it left, it will go left.. we just keep follow what is happening instead of trying to change it, just like the puppet who are following our movement..
and let us be like fisherman and fish.. same concept as puppet play, but got only one string.. the fisherman is the situation and we be the fish, a big fish.. sometime we follow the string reeled by the fisherman, and sometime as a big fish, fight until the fisherman loose the reel, making the fisherman follow the movement left and right.. or maybe sometime fish will be strong enough to break the string and can go free..
we can go free if we take strong action and might change the situation..
what the hell..

master of puppets, i'm pulling your string.. twisting your mind, smashing your dreams.. blinded by me, you can't see a thing.. just call my name and i'll hear you scream..

Artist : Metallica
Song Title : Master Of Puppets
Album Title : Master Of Puppets

p/s:baby.. you never know, no matter what happened between us, i always forgive you before i go to sleep.. just don't want you to go straight to lake of fire..

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Laughter is the best medicine..

one of the best joke i ever heard..

A professor who is doing a research on a paranormal activities, held a seminar at a campus. There were hundreds of students attending the seminar which was held in the campus hall.
At the beginning of the seminar, the professor asked the students,
"First of all, I want to asked how many from all of you here have ever seen a ghost..?"
More than half of the students raised their hand.
"Ok.. I think it was such a great experience for that all of you.. My next question, how many from all of you here have ever touched a ghost..?" said the professor again.
Around 10 students raised their hand.
"Really..? Due to my research only 1/1000 people will have this type of experience.. But nevermind.. And my last question, and I just want to know if there is any of you here have ever made love to a ghost..?"
The hall get silence until one boy student at the back of the hall raised his hand.
The professor was so astonished until he get excited to hear the experience from the boy and asked him to come down and tell everybody.
"So my boy, can you tell all the people, how was it fell to make love to a ghost.."
Then the boy replied...
"WHAT..!! Ghost..!? I thought you said goats..!!"

Hahahahaha... lawak giler..

Friday, February 15, 2008

Remember the time..

I'm at home, and my wife is disturbing me from writing this blog.. She's quite crazy today, don't know why.. gersang kot.. ni pun dia dok tgh pegang2 nih haa.. aku pulak yang naik gersang.. kat sini tader sapa.. bapak ke pangkor, abang sefamily ke teluk batik, dari pagi tadi tak balik2 lagi.. mak, awin ngan lan ke econ save, beli benda2 untuk bbq malam nih.. tinggal aku sefamily ngan mimi sefamily jer.. bebudak dua2 org tgh tido, tinggal mak bapak nyer jer.. mimi ngan syada tgh tgk astro yg baru jer dipadankan dengan SONY bravia HD 37", aku tgh menulih di sini sambil diganggu oleh wife aku.. hohoho.. nak bermanja2 la tu..
mlm tadi aku dpt kol dari dopyuk, kohai 4th masa kat aaj dulu.. masa tu petang, aku on the way ke marina wing lumut ngan wife ngan anak aku.. dia kata dia baru sampai, n koi will be here also mlm tu.. so, dalam kepala mlm tu mmg nk melepak la.. tapi pukul brapa tak tau.. n dlm kul 930, koi sms kata nak kuar kul 10.. edjas2, jadi kul 12..
balik umah makan, bla bla bla, tertido.. sedo2 dopyuk sms, kata diorang dah sampai kat dj curry house.. tgk jam dah kul 1230.. arrrgghh.. tobat balik lamat.. pakai suar, bancuh susu naufal dulu, n then aku kuar..
sampai situ, tgk ada koi, dopyuk n one lady yg duduk sebelah koi.. aaa... awek koi.. tgk macam tua jer rupa dia.. speaking omputih lagi... aku tak heran sgt ngan minah tu.. aku dah tau sgt perangai koi tu, bertuko2.. lantak la ko, janji ko bahagia.. aku sembang2 ngan derang, flashback balik masa kat nihon dulu.. yer laa.. ingat2 balik aku pernah ke tpt dopyuk kat muroran dulu.. tapi masa aku sampai situ, dia tader, balik mesia.. ada kin ngan jishin jer.. masa tu aku kat muroran 2 ari..
"abg pi naik apa..?" tetiba wife aku kat sebelah tanya..
aa.. dalam ati sambil menaip, "abang pi naik keta laa.."
heeheh...
best ler jugak sembang2... tapi yappari yg paling syok nyer, ckp nihongo di tgh2 org ramai.. tapi mlm tadi nanka chigau.. aku bersembang ngan 2 org yg sepatutnya kohai (junior) aku.. tapi malam tadi, rasa macam aku nih yg kohai lak.. koi ngan kaisya (kompeni) dia.. dopyuk ngan perniagaan dia.. aku jer kejer makan gaji.. even though koi tu pun makan gaji gak, tapi skop kaisya dia lagi luas.. dngo citer nyer, hebat laa.. whatever.. yang penting aku leh lepak ngan budak nihon..
cemana pun, since diorang batch bawah aku, mesti nak terkeluar jugak cerita pasal "the one who should not be named" tu.. diorang pun tader ler nak cerita byk sgt pasal budak tu, cuma ntah, saja tanya kot2 derang tau perkembangan semasa.. kuo la pulak cerita pasal sorang kohai girl kena breast cancer laa.. iskkk.. kesian.. tak tau ler.. dah lama sgt aku tak berkontek ngan org yg sepatutnya aku kenal dulu.. tapi memasing udah kemana2 nyer..
dah pukul 3 lebih dah.. mesa tu member2 koi lak nah dari mana dtg, 4 org.. semer tak kenal.. so, rasa macam kena berambus jer.. angguk kat dopyuk dekat 3-4 kali, ajak dia balik.. dia dok samung citer lagi.. sampai ler koi kuo citer yg masa dia dtg raya ari tu, aku tak jamu ayo kat dia.. dok asyik citer pasal gelang magnet, panggil dia beli.. dia kutuk giler aku malam tadi... hahahaha... lawak tak ingat.. lantak laa.. pastu aku pun balik.. sampai umah dekat kul 4..
koi.. tak berubah.. playboy macam dulu juger..
dopyuk.. sikit berubah.. dulu dia junior aku.. skang nih dah ada 2 anak, buat bisnes senirik.. cakap pun dego2 jer.. aku maleh nak betah sgt.. yer laa.. diorang dok kl, ilmu diorang lebih dari aku kot.. maleh ler nak lawan org berilmu nih.. silap ckp kang, kena kutuk balik...
so, mlm tadi, aku lebih byk diam n angguk jer pda kohai aku tu.. bukan nyer aku nih jadik rendah.. tapi pasal aku nak tgk perubahan masing.. lantak la korang.. yang penting, aku dapat enjoy talk aku smlm.. walaupun partner nyer tak brapa syok.. jadi laaa.. pekena milo ais segelas (yg koi dok gaduh ngan org kedai kata dia bubuh vico instead of milo).. biler la lagi nak dpt peluang camtuh.. pocket..? bila lagi..? ko dah ler nak kawin.. hohohooho...
sebelum abih.. to pocket.. welcome to the real world (mcm morpheus cakap at neo masa 1st matrix).. did you really follow the white rabbit and take the blue pill..? hahahahaha...

now that you've been broken down.. got your head out of the ground.. you're back out on the run.. you don't talk so loud, you don't walk so proud anymore and what for..

Artist : Guns N' Roses
Song Title : Estranged
Album Title : Use Your Illusion II

Friday, February 08, 2008

Just for fun..

Heard one song today and rasa macam tertarik lak.. sajer jer translate dalam bm lagu nih pasal kalo aku tulih straight dlm english, org kata aku copy paste.. muahahaha..
enjoy..!!

Mungkin di kehidupan lain
Aku mampu mencarimu
Kau pergi sebelum masanya
Aku tidak mampu menerimanya, tidak adil..

Terasa
Terasa seperti
Syurga begitu jauh
Terasa
Terasa seperti
Dunia telah menjadi sejuk
Sekarang kau telah pergi..

Ku tinggalkan bunga di pusaramu
Tandaku masih mengingati
Tetapi ros hitam dan Hail Mary
Tidak dapat memulangkan apa yang telah diambil dariku
Ku lihat ke langit
Dan ku panggil namamu
Jika ianya boleh diganti
Aku akan

Terasa
Terasa seperti
Syurga begitu jauh
Sakitnya
Sakitnya sekarang
Dunia telah menjadi sejuk
Sekarang kau telah pergi..

Hmm.. sedihnya.. lagu ni pun kalo dengo sedih gak.. isk isk isk.. taper la.. sesapa rajin, pegi ler carik original lagu ni..

Original Artist : The Offsprings
Song Title : Gone Away
Album Title : Ixnay On The Hombre

Tuesday, February 05, 2008